Richard Florida reports on America’s fittest cities – the answers may surprise you.
THE SECOND FITTEST CITY IN THE CUNTRY IS GIVING SUMMER OF MEGADETH THE CREEPS
Having been to the #1, #2, and #3 fittest cities many times and even living in one of them—what the fuck are they basing this on? Did they typo?
Open on Santonio, on the couch, in a haze of smoke. Rexxx in the corner looking at his laptop. Revis in the pool, on an island. Landry in another corner, flexing. Tebow enters, praises Jesus for bringing them all together. All laugh, zoom on Sanchize’s forced guffaws.
After a strong start, Sanchize suffers concussion on helmet-to-helmet hit in week nine. Did Jesus place a bounty on knocking him out? Tebow awkwardly guides Jets into playoffs by basically not throwing the ball. Philistines fall by the wayside until the AFC championship, when Ray Lewis delivers a hit that kills Tebow on the field, just after throwing the game-winning TD (screen) pass.
A flock of doves carry a sign bearing the legend ‘Life begins at conception and ends on the gridiron’ above the stunned crowd of Gate D ‘show us your tits’-yellers.
Super Bowl is cancelled in favor of a prayer session as Roger Goodell parachutes out of an F-16 onto the national mall, proclaiming that it is the third quarter in America.
this man was (however briefly) considered a viable presidential candidate