Game, Blouses!
Prince
Tableau Vivant
no wai
forrealz?
YOU THINK A 5-YARD OUT IS GONNA WIN YOU A GAME? THIS AIN’T JOHN SHOOP RUNNING THIS OFFENSE. REXY’S GOT THE ARM.
The Real World: NY Jets
Cast:
Rexxx
Sanchize
Santonio
Tebow
Revis
LaRon Landry
Open on Santonio, on the couch, in a haze of smoke. Rexxx in the corner looking at his laptop. Revis in the pool, on an island. Landry in another corner, flexing. Tebow enters, praises Jesus for bringing them all together. All laugh, zoom on Sanchize’s forced guffaws.
After a strong start, Sanchize suffers concussion on helmet-to-helmet hit in week nine. Did Jesus place a bounty on knocking him out? Tebow awkwardly guides Jets into playoffs by basically not throwing the ball. Philistines fall by the wayside until the AFC championship, when Ray Lewis delivers a hit that kills Tebow on the field, just after throwing the game-winning TD (screen) pass.
A flock of doves carry a sign bearing the legend ‘Life begins at conception and ends on the gridiron’ above the stunned crowd of Gate D ‘show us your tits’-yellers.
Super Bowl is cancelled in favor of a prayer session as Roger Goodell parachutes out of an F-16 onto the national mall, proclaiming that it is the third quarter in America.
fin
Whoa, congratulations Carolina on finally addressing exactly what everyone was concerned about, the lighting on this cat.
