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Prince
Tableau Vivant
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Prince - Pope
IN SURPRISE SPLIT BALLOT, PRINCE ELECTED POPE
TAKES POPE NAME “PRINCE”
APPOINTS MORRIS DAY HEAD OF NEW “ORDER OF THE TIME,” WRITES ALL OF ORDER’S EDICTS
ISSUES NEW PAPAL ENCYCLICAL “TRANSUBSTANTIATION OF RHYTHM 2 FUNK”
ALLOWS FEMALE PRIESTS BUT HAS VERY SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS FOR WHAT THEY WEAR
USES PAPAL TWITTER ACCOUNT TO POST “GOD WANTS YOU TO GET OFF THE INTERNET” TWELVE TIMES DAILY
MARRIES BRIA VALENTE ON RAISED PLATFORM IN MIDDLE OF ST. PETER’S SQUARE, FORCES ASSEMBLED FAITHFUL TO WATCH THEM MAKE LOVE FOR SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT
THOSE ATTENDING THE SERVICE SUBSEQUENTLY DISCOVER THEY ARE CURED OF ALL DISEASES
ABOLISHES HATE
UNSUCCESSFULLY ATTEMPTS TO EXCOMMUNICATE TIPPER GORE
REPURPOSES NUMEROUS ITEMS IN BENEDICT’S CLOSET
DECLARES SELF GOD, ENCOUNTERS LITTLE RESISTANCE
